[machman]

Hey, investigate ME!!! I vote republican, and I owned Enron stock!!! I even sold it last year for a huge profit!!!! I must have ties to Ken Lay, Jeff Skilling, GW Bush, and Dick Cheney. I even DIDN'T invest in Halliburton personally before it fell from 40 to 13, I must be on the inside somehow!!! GW and the veep must personally be giving me investing tips!!!!!

[rdavis84]

Tell it to those who lost their retirement.