And then there's the story of a lady in Arizona who had to do some long distance driving and found herself in need of visiting a rest stop. A semi was idling in the lot, otherwise the place was deserted. Worried about AZs laws against concealed carry she held her gun close to her side, mostly hidden by the folds of her skirt, as she made her way to the "powder room".
Upon exiting the facilities, the large driver of the semi jumped out at her, a length of knotted rope in his hands. She pulled up her piece and he ran, muttering, over and over, "Bitches With Guns" It is not the wisest thing to refer to an armed lady as a bitch. In fact it makes her more attractive and charming.
By the way I am anxiously awaiting the next vintage from your whine cellar.
Stay well - Stay saf e- Stay armed - Yorktown