[Roscoe]

A Libertarian wrote the Declaration of Independence.

A Libertarian traveled back in time and turned into a committee? Wowsers!

[Demidog]

Wow! You are showing your funamental ignorance. Did your nurse ever get you ice cream?

lib·er·tar·i·an (lbr-târ-n) n.
1. One who advocates maximizing individual rights and minimizing the role of the state.
2. One who believes in free will.