Dear Diary:
Yesterday I called for that lawyer a**hole and had him bequeath all mah money to my beloved.
Next day:
Dear Diary,
Today Anna came in and flopped her big b**bs down right across my face. Damn near smothered me. If I hadn't have hit my panic button for my nurse I mighta actually died. Good luck and Providence have convened in my favor.
BTW, in this girls opinion, Anna worked for her money. You can't have beauty like that unless you've got the $$$, and he did, and she deserves it because that was the deal.