"LA SUCKS!" --Members of Metallica in Cliff 'Em All about moving the band to San Fran
"So Ty, how would you like to go back to your place and tie me up with some of your ties, Ty." --chick in Caddy Shack to Chevy Chase
"Eric Straton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you"
"That was Eric Straton, rush chairman, and he was damn glad to meet you." --Animal House
And the all time classic...
"You're Gonna Shoot Your Eye Out!"
A Christmas Story