[VMI70]

they're like rowdy guys who were left behind in Movie Star High School.

As I have yet to see the movie, I cannot pass judgment on the "rowdy guys", but I can on the reviewer. He was obviously left behind in Movie Reviewer High School.
I have to think his writing career began as government bureaucrat writing military specifications for Osprey purchase orders.

FReegards,

[MoralSense]

Nobody is really named Elvis Mitchell. Nobody is really named Milo Miles. Nobody is really named Brooke Burke. Nobody is really named Hannah Storm.