Is your idea of a witty response? If so, you've failed miserably.
1. Palestine or TransJordan was split between Israel and Jordan.
2. The "Palestinians" grew restless and were evicted from Jordan.
3. They want to forget they wanted to "secede" from the Jordanian King.
4. The Jordanian King gave up their land.
5. "Convince" the Jordanian King to take back the land and allow the Palestinians a period of years to learn how to behave themselves as a semi-autonomous state.
6. Or just let the PLA assume Statehood and let them prove themselves or not.
7. The status quo is stupid.