Odd that you should mention that...
I read an article... Where was that? Or did I just imagine the whole thing? Oh well, it doesn't matter.
The gist of it was that there was a weird mathematical relationship between the number of lives cut short (we all must die at some point) by picky organ contributors AND the minutes spent typing endless, goofy, unsolicited replies by peculiar, slightly effeminate guys like you.
Now, don't take that as name calling. I really do, given the tone and content of your posts, regard you as both 'peculiar' and 'effeminate'. Nothing personal, just an observation of an indefinable quality.
My daughter, whose been reading your posts, labels this indefinable quality as your 'creepiness factor', which she says approaches ‘10’, but I think that this measurement is a little too proprietary to be understandable to you, hence my more general characterization of your temperament as seeming somewhat ‘peculiar’ and ‘effeminate’.
She also says that you're the type who's got to get the last word to be happy.
Is that true?