"...I suggest that you look up irrational and hypocrite in the dictionary (big book with lots of words). I am not complimenting you...By the way, I am a happily married man..."
Well, Bo peep, whether you be man, woman or a curious mixture of the two, you have a peculiar inability to comprehend when your (yawn, bored) audience is goofing on you.
I'll bet money, marbles or chalk that your wife rolls her eyes a lot.