We've completed a rough draft of the document, but we're having a little trouble finding someone strange enough to translate it into your native tongue.
Bear with us.
We ran it by Koko, the talking gorilla, and she signed the words: 'Stalking thing Peeper do', which we're interpreting to mean that Koko regards your entire approach to posting to be a sort of 'Stalking Handbook'.
Stand by for further developments as they occur…