Yeah, that's right.
When you get to a certain point of old, sick, boogered-up-ness, you back into the corner and decide to make that last stand here... now...
Unknown to DWSUWF, the teenagers participating in the Boy's Club scavenger hunt had decided to wear Halloween costumes... "Look what I have Skip!" Chip said to his friend Skipper as he brandished the plastic straight razor. "I'll bet we can throw a scare into old man (deleted) with this baby!" The boy guided his jalopy off the pavement onto the country lane at the same instant DWSUWF took the ancient pump shotgun down from the rack and began to load it...