[Mulder]

And I'd be willing to bet that the zoning people in his burg are after him hammer and tong to get rid of that enormous, penis-shaped rock standing in his front yard.

LOL! The neighbors might have been willing to let it slide (so to speak) if he didn't spend so much time sitting on the damn thing.

[DWSUWF]

"...LOL! The neighbors might have been willing to let it slide (so to speak) if he didn't spend so much time sitting on the damn thing..."

Every man, however odd he might be, should have a dream...

[GussiedUp]

LOL! The neighbors might have been willing to let it slide (so to speak) if he didn't spend so much time sitting on the damn thing.

ROFLMAO!!!! I am seeing the pose in my mind - elbow on knee....chin on hand....nekkid....thinking....
OMG I AM IN TEARS OVER HERE!!!