Damn. And I thought I was having a bad day.
Do you think his religion is Islam? That sounds exactly like something one of them would do.
No.
I think that he's a worshipper of Baal.
And I'd be willing to bet that the zoning people in his burg are after him hammer and tong to get rid of that enormous, penis-shaped rock standing in his front yard.
Either that, or at least move the damn thing around to the back yard where the neighborhood kids won't have to look at it...