Yikes... That gives me the willies.
I flashed to this image of a sweating young man, with nancy-boy glasses, stuffed like a pale sausage into a tutu too small by half to fit, crouching between a couple of minivans in a shopping center parking lot, wincing with pain, with his left hand massaging his throbbing liver and his right hand clutching a straight razor...
Jeez...
I hope that's just the Advil and hot cocoa talking...