CAPTION THIS PHOTOS (ARAFAT?)

Yahoo / AP ^ | December 24, 2001 | YAHOO / AP

[TheOtherOne]

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[xm177e2]

Unless Arafat actually disappeared, and that scarf is all that's left of him, this really doesn't belong in "Breaking News..."

[dennisw]

Happy Kwanza Arafat.

[Registered]

HEADLINE NEWS: "Israel successfully demonstrates their Neutron Bomb"

[Dale 1]

Arafat never looked so good!

[TheOtherOne]

I posted under breaking miscellaneous. I think it fits, and it certainly is news.

[cynicom]

Arafat is looking puny these days.

[upchuck]

I duhno, he wuz there a second ago. Ya rekon it's cuz he up and disappeared that da other 1 thunked dis belonges ina breakin newz?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Raptured?

[EternalVigilance]

"The Father of Terrorism Evaporates"

[JDoutrider]

Due to the short sightedness of the janitorial staff, this rag is to be used for toilet paper tonight.

[Norb2569]

AraFAT must be realted to the wicked witch of the west and has melted into oblivion!

[plinker's2sense]

Honey, who shrank the Arab?

[Vidalia]

He and Al Gore drank too much tea at lunch again...

[Alouette]

He managed to sneak in this way:

A Palestinian Santa Claus distributes sweets to children at the Latin Patriarch School in Gaza, December 24, 2001. Christians in the Gaza Strip and the West Bank said they were going to cancel Christmas Eve masses if Israel banned Palestinian President Yasser Arafat from attending the celebrations in Bethlehem. (Suhaib Salem/Reuters)

[Tennessee_Bob]

Israel's first test of "Star Trek" type transporter technology is a resounding success. Arafat was successfully transported to a White Power Aryan Nation Compound in the United States. Unfortunately, the transporter system failed before they could beam him back. Hopes are now dimming for a successful recovery.

[McDuckles]

Wishful thinking.

[schaketo]

Who says I’m irrelevant?

[IRtorqued]

yasser said "if i'm lying may lightning stri..." well there was this big flash of lightning and when i could see again the rat faced dingleball was gone! only thing left was the tablecloth.

[birbear]

Dis-interested school children look for other amusement as Palestinian leader Yassar Arafat demonstrates his infamous "now-you-see-me-now-you-don't magical turban" magic trick.