[savedbygrace]

Wait, there's more. Some agony-producing fragments for those over 50.

"I found my thrill,
On Blueberry Hill . . ."

"The wind in the willow made,
A sweet melody . . ."

"Strangers in the night,
Exchanging glances.
Lovers at first sight,
What were the chances . . ."

[brewcrew]

Okay, you asked for it:

I'll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool, you'll be my sunshine baby from L.Aaaayyyy....