My son sings this stupid song all the time and now I have it in my mind and it won't go away. He just made it up and it drives me crazy.
Welcome to the company of the d**med (VBG). I suggest a two-pronged strategy to get rid of the song you son has inflicted on you:
1. Earplugs.
2. Treat yourself to a makeover and massage, get yourself a little black dress, then get your husband to take you to the best jazz club in the city. Good music can help overwrite bad in your memory.