Fortunately, I don't have a chimney. Just for that threat, however, I'm going to have to break out the heavy artillery:
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT I just hope you're old enough to remember and be tormented by that Bay City Rollers doozy. Because if you are, then you are old enough to remember the most annoying era in music history:
ABC 123 by Michael Jackson
Da Do Run Run - the Sean Cassidy version was the worst
Anything by ABBA - Dancing Queen is the one that comes to mind, but I know there were at least a half-dozen others
I suggest you find a porta-potty, Santa, because there's more where that came from if you don't straighten up.