Cavity Search

by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal

My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm so severe
Pain

Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

I'm getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You brought up Weird Al, and that reminded me of one of Rush's parody songs that can drive me crazy. The 12 Days of Clinton - I loved the parody, but now I can't remember the words to the original anymore. Even if I sing the 5 golden rings part right, I go to 4 balanced budgets next. Here is the complete list (except day 12 - if anyone remembers it, please add it.)

11 billion for Boris
At - Ten - tion to the deficit
Nein (sp?) to German competitors
Aid to Somalia
7 Days a week of health care
6 percent loans for students
5 folding wings (of the Air Force)
4 balanced budgets
3 liberal judges
2 more million jobs
and a tax cut for you and for me