"We called on Allah for help," said Mr. Mohammed, "and he caused several dozen bombs to go back up into the American airplanes they were dropped from. All the airplanes exploded! Many brothers witnessed this miracle. There were 12, no, um, 15 bombers downed at once. We have all the parts."
Elsewhere, valiant al-Qaeda fighters sank a U.S. destroyer that had ventured too far up a river.
"There was a U.S. destroyer that they had brought up into the Tora Bora region," an unidentified al-Qaeda fighter reported. "We were able to successfully sink this destroyer and shoot several hundred of the infidel dogs as they tried to evacuate. A few did get away. One al-Qaeda fighter was slightly wounded when he slipped and scraped his knee on a rock."
"He is much better now, though," he added.
These recent events have struck fear into the hearts of the American forces. So it would appear that the infidel dogs are in almost full retreat across the country. "Yes, it's true," proclaimed Mr. Mohammed. "I saw them with my own eyes, running and crying like children."
Please stay tuned for more exciting news tomorrow from our heroes at the front.
The original story is laughable. Even Al Qaeda sources say his family's been wiped out yet he's quoted as saying "oh everyone's fine". That destroys the credibility of everything else that's said--either it's a fake interview, or it's an interview with a lousy liar.