Y'all need to think before you go around wedgie-fying folks. Some of us have been waiting since our post-high school growth spurt for someone to try that again.
Warp 10 kooky chick identifier: Vespa scooters.
I'll send your regards to Mrs. Hawk. And I promise not to wedgie-fy Segwayists as long as they're drinking a beer, or have an 8" height advantage.