I could see a new sport being built around these things. Possibly a variation on that Afghan dead goat game (which totally rocks and just needs to be Americanized slightly by Vince McMahon.)
I'm thinking a modernized version of Roller Derby.
And that sport was basically about seeing Amazonian-style women -- corn-fed girls, all of them -- smack one another around for essentially no reason.
23 posted on 12/21/2001 8:20:00 AM PST by Lazamataz