[texasbluebell]

The truth is irrefutable and cannot be taken back: while Clinton undermined our very Constitution, Helen Thomas sat on her hands.

Helen was never happier than when her dreamboat was king of the world.

[TADSLOS]

Ref the photo: One could only imagine what was going through that young sailor's mind...

[rockfish59]

uhhhhhh, where's her left hand and is that a stain on her dress??

[smoking camels]

PLEEEEASE!!!! Stop posting that horrible photo! ARGHHHHH! Here is the e-mail I sent...

Helen, may I ask you a question? ...exactly what is it that makes you such a bitter woman? It is so sad to see people hang on long after they have become irrevalent. Please for your sake go fishing while you are no further behind in the publics' opinion.

I understand you are entitled to your opinion. And likewise you are entitled to express it. Unfortunately for you you even have the right to make a very distinctive ass of yourself in public.

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[Henchster]

"C'mon Helen honey, just put that hand a little lower, and of course, further to the left..."