I'm not sure when I first noticed the strange man with the pipe in his mouth standing next to astronaut James Irwin. It is easy to miss him when looking at the photo for the first time and this probably is the reason that nobody had noticed until then.
Who ever he is he certainly is not on the moon. This called for some investigation....
- Why would the Govt. fake moon landings?
The Fax Mouldey theory: The American government wanted the popularity that landing men on the moon would surely bring. However when NASA carried out some research on the lunar surface several problems surfaced.
THE MOONS SURFACE IS MADE OF CHEESE
Admitting this fact would cause major embarrasment to NASA who for years had scoffed at stories of a cheesy moon, dismissing them as "fantasy" and "ridiculous". A U turn would be both humiliating and give extra weight to the claims of those that thought that Mars was made of a crusty french loaf and that Jupiter was just an immense blob of tomato soup.
Also it meant that the rocket boosters on the landing craft would generate too much heat and cause a "Moon Meltdown" with large amounts of fried cheese floating off into the vast void of space, the result could be chaos with many satellite broadcasts suffering "cheese outs"
Professor Jim Gouda who worked on NASA's lunar exploration dismisses such allegations as "absolute rubbish" he says that the moon landings did take place.
"You gotta remember that this was at the height of the space race, if we didn't get men up there then the Russians would have. Much of the technology developed for the program is in use all over the world, certain radiation shielding, heat proof components etc.
"It fustrates me when people say that the Moons surface is made outta' some kind of cheese. The moons surface is very dusty and rocky, heck it was so dusty Neil an' Buzz (first astronauts on moon) actually had fun making some dust-form-monument-structures (sandcastles)."
- Who is PIPE SMOKER X ?