[contessa machiaveli]

all we have to do is say that osama was killed by a female military officer as he was trying to run away and that we're holding his body until we get more info about sleeper cells in the US from the al quaida. in other words osama is a sissy. he'd probably surface just to defend his honor in the muslim world.

[Ten Megaton Solution]

Announce to the world that he's dead, and that he's no longer relevant. Osama would have to show up to prove he's still viable.