Central Gossip Agency [Johnnie Walker's father is homosexual]

SF Examiner ^ | 12/19/01 | PJ Corkery

[thucydides]

I saw one photo of the father and he and the son both look rather jewish. The son seems to have switched from "Lindh" to "Walker" when he went over to Islam - could it be because it was less jewish sounding? Just idle speculation, nothing more....

[Slyfox]

I think I am more surprised at the San Francisco Examiner reporting this.

[ValerieUSA]

This is the man the media described as a strict Catholic?

[independentmind]

Is Lindh a Jewish name? I thought it was German. Whatever it's origin, there were several articles that came out within the last few weeks that discussed Lindh's Irish Catholic background. In addition, there were pictures of a family trip to Ireland, so my guess is that the family is at least partly of Irish descent.

[Ann Archy]

That's the first I've heard that Powell had a lesbian daughter....in fact I didn't even know he HAD a daughter....we only hear about a son, Michael.

[HateBill]

The really fascinating thing about this is the position of the Taliban vis-a-vis homosexuality. They believe in stoning homosexuals to death. Perhaps if Johnnie Walker "gets away" with treason, he can have a date with Ol' Sparky for stoning his father to death.

[Gimlet]

Nah. They are maybe just trying to conform to what others want of them for too long. Actually - could be loads of things. I hardly think it has any relevance for son John and his decision to go in search of Islam.

[Gimlet]

General Powell and his wife Alma have two daughters - Linda and Anne.

[jackbill]

And Powell and Cheney have Lesbian daughters. So what.

And they married, had kids and then "came out"? Give me a break. I have nothing against a person who wants to be "gay". I do have no respect for someone who screws up a whole family before admitting his "propensity".

Years ago I lived adjacent to a family that had four girls. Just about the time that the first was getting to her teen years, the father left and moved in with his boyfriend. This guy was a supposed educated individual, a systems analyst for HP. Really screwed up that family.

[PJ-Comix]

This may explain why the young Walker refused to use his father's name.

Maybe he just didn't like Paul Lind.

[dead]

I hardly think it has any relevance for son John and his decision to go in search of Islam.

You've really got to be joking. If my Dad suddenly announced he was gay and ran off to live with a man, I don't know that I'd go Talibani, but I would certainly go a little nuts!

Seriously, I am not a gay-basher, but when adults drag little kids into their screwed-up emotional problems, it is selfish and inconsiderate.

Jihad Johnny agrees!

[PJ-Comix]

Hey, I just saw a tape of Johnny Walker being interviewed on CNN! Did you see that? That guy is really SCREWED up in the head. He even talks with a weird foreign type accent. I am sure Johnny Taliban is doing everything he can to escape his past. He changed his name, his religion, his country, and EVEN his accent. This guy is a MENTAL case.

[independentmind]

You've really got to be joking. If my Dad suddenly announced he was gay and ran off to live with a man, I don't know that I'd go Talibani, but I would certainly go a little nuts!

Anyone who can't appreciate the emotional turmoil this might cause a sixteen year old boy is a extremely unperceptive, to say the least.

[Benrand]

I think what you were watching was Beetljuice.

Me? Taliban? Yeaz, I knows them, they cool dudes, dood. We party, they party, party, he can't handle it. I party 66 days in a row dude! Clothes? Yeah, we gots 44 of them.

[PJ-Comix]

The ironic thing is that Johnny ran off and joined a band of homo pedophiles aka the Taliban.

[Gimlet]

So many parents do so many crazy things and still the kids survive. There is no cause and effect straight line (fortunately.) With so many ways for Walker to be messed up it's hard to imagine this particular result as having any direct relevance. Although, now I come to think of it, the Taliban were militantly anti-homosexual. Maybe there is a connection. He certinly went in search of Certainty in his life. Hate to play armchair psychologist but that could be a factor. Walker , perhaps, sought certainty and absolute truth. He would have found that with the Taliban. He could also have found it closer to home, but chose not to.

[PJ-Comix]

Tbe only way to truly verify this story is to see if Johnny Taliban's daddy owns a collection of Judy Garland albums.

[Revolting cat!]

Central Gossip Agency

Is this the new cabinet level department established by the Bush Administration as promised during the 2000 election campaign? That's one we can all wholeheartedly support! Even the Libertarians would agree! Who's heading it? Ed Anger, I hope?

[PJ-Comix]

Although, now I come to think of it, the Taliban were militantly anti-homosexual.

And yet they look forward to young boys in Paradise. How does that jibe with your statement? From what I read about the Taliban, most of them would qualify for NAMBLA membership cards.

[PJ-Comix]

Just by living in Marin County almost guarantees you're gonna be screwed up in the head. Normality in Marin County is the EXCEPTION to the rule. Daddies, if you don't want your boys to grow up messed up in the head, don't raise them in Marin County.....and don't name them "Lance."