It would be an insult to our fighting men - hell - even our fighting women, to go to war with france (again, small "f" intended), but perhaps we could use Paris to test nuclear weapons.
And thank you for putting the picture there - I hate it when there's an Ann Coulter post without a picture.
One imagines the nervous French War-Room that day -- lipsick smeared; long lines to the bathroom; the clicking and clattering of pumps franticly scurrying back and forth to the map, Generals writhing in anxiety as to whether or not Greenpeace COULD be defeated, and the anticipated retaliatory blow against Paris...