Minor correction:
By the time anything like that happens, there will be no Free Republic.
There's where you're wrong.
It's just that Free Republic will have been distilled down to a Newspeak Term O'the Day, "Day in the Life" pictures of the President with matching patriotic mpg's, daisy chains to keep the Guild busy and -- for the Real Men -- stinging debate among the likes of Sinkspur, Common Tator and Illbay on how best to rationalize the President's every move in light of the "spirit of" the Living Constitution.
The rash of articles concerning sex and scatalogical function will continue unabated. Uncle Sam likes to keep his hardworking, patriotic, and -- by all means -- moral minions "entertained".