The "CODE" Men Live By

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[Doctor Doom]

This was originally in Maxim last summer.

[SAMWolf]

I knew it was too well written for Frank(the guy who sent it to me) to have done this on his own!

[nocommies]

too funny, but true

[TheBigB]

You need to incorporate one from Al Bundy: "It is wrong to be French."

[KC Burke]

Zorro, Captain Hook, or Dracula are the only cape-costumes allowed at Halloween...no Batman or Robin.

[KC Burke]

Repeat after me, "Steel Magnolias?, No, let's rent something else."

[GOV'T MULE]

35. If a man owns only one weapon, it must be a .45.

[KC Burke]

Any day you perfectly rearrange furniture, redecorate a plant shelf or clean the laundry room or toilets, you must have Neanderthalic Sex with your wife that evening. And for the love of all that is Holy, don't touch the throw pillows, even if they look like crude.

[VMI70]

Bump for later

[stlrocket]

I came across this "If men were in charge of Weddings!"

MEN IN CHARGE OF WEDDING?

[Dan from Michigan]

Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

Ain't that true.

The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
That's the universal compensation for about any favor.

[xsmommy]

this just struck me as a caveman sort of thread....

[oldvike]

35. He who smelt it, delt it!

[RonDog]

Nationally syndicated talk radio host Hugh Hewitt is reading from your thread RIGH NOW!

[RonDog]

You can LISTEN LIVE to Hugh over the Internet at www.KRLA870.com.

[GreenHornet]

You need to incorporate one from Al Bundy: "It is wrong to be French."

Al Bundy on the subject of travel:

"We're gonna go where people pretend to want to go when they can't afford to go someplace good. We're gonna see America. We take no map. We'll follow the sun. Stay in cheap motels and steal what we need along the way. We go west, past the cheese factories, where the air is fresh, the sky is big, and a man can still kill his dinner with his car. Guys, tomorrow we put the pedal to the metal and we ride with the wind".

[tubebender]

4.When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.

NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACH CROWD.

In 1965 a bunch of us gear heads formed an association to promote circle track racing at the Fair Grounds. My buddy was a womanizer (still is) and one nite I stagered home and about 3 AM his wife called me looking for "Mel". I applied rule # 4 and said he had car trouble. 6 in the morning Mel called from the hospital. It seems he took a short cut over the wooden fence and his wedding ring hung up on the top board and left his finger in the dirt. If I had not been a friend of his I would have made a few calls and found him It's a small town.

[riley1992]

ROTFL. That explains it. Thanks.

[riley1992]

This one is screaming your name, counselor.