If that's the best you can do, looks like Charlie is a winner .
.. Oh .
. snicker
Yeah. That 'winner' was dumped by the Orlando Sentinel.
Ask tex-omar all about it. Chuckle.
Of course he is, loonytoon. He gets the prize for being "almost" a Spotlite hack, before the filthy rag had wiped it's last butt-end. Oh, sorry. I see it keeps on wiping them. You seem to have kept a large supply. But you seem to be using them for the wrong end, perhaps :).