Actual story:
Bill Clinton, after arriving at a local Florida high school, spotted a particularly attractive possible conquest in the audience. He dispatched a secret service agent to get the pertinent information on the young lady and he was informed that she was one Diane West, a teacher's aide. Mr. Clinton has his minions invite the young lady for a tour of Air Force One where she was quickly whisked. Shortly thereafter, Mr. Clinton was notified of the attacks on America, all pandamonium ensued, and the president was spirited away, to destinations unknown. Ms. West was still aboard the aircraft.
Reported story:
Bill Clinton heads West.
I wonder why he didn't call the other NY Senator. :0)