[ConsistentLibertarian]

God only knows what you'd say to Barbara Bush about Linda Tripp. Think about that.

[Nita Nupress]

Do you wear pajamas at night or sleep in the nude?  How do you like your eggs -- cooked on both sides or sunny side up?  Have you ever had chickens as pets?  Do you know how disgusting they can be?  What kind of deoderant do you wear?  Do you shave your armpits?  Have you ever had lice?  Do you have any pets?  What are their names?  Do they sleep in bed with you?  Do you even sleep in a bed?  Box springs or a waterbed?  Do you change your sheets at least once a week?  What kind of car do you drive?  Have you ever farted in public?  Did it stink?

[jellybean]

Why does the serpent in the Garden come to mind while reading your posts?

[Nita Nupress]

If your fart stunk, did other people smell it and you got embarrassed?  Did you tell everyone that Linda Tripp did it?  What temperature do you keep your house?  Do you fold your towels neatly?  Do they match the decor in your bathroom?  Do you have a bathroom or do you use an outhouse?   Have you ever had food stuck in your teeth and didn't know it until later?  Did you blame that on Linda Tripp, too?  What is your favorite color?  Why are you sending me a Freepmail instead of asking the questions in public?  Do you know how to use Word Count on MS Word?  Are you smart enough to learn?