[Inspector Harry Callahan]

Conservatives looking more like liberals every day
In the eyes of conservative activists, Bill Clinton is bad and George Bush is good. Thus, by definition, whatever Bill Clinton did was bad and whatever George Bush does is good -- even if they’re doing virtually the same thing.

[Keyes For President]

That does it for me! Implying Bush is worse than Hitler "Representatives Tom DeLay and Peter Hoekstra led a small group of the conservative remnant in opposing the $26.5 billion package, which Bush Republicans are trying hard to portray as a prudent implementation of conservative principle. But it is, in fact, the culminating capitulation of the conservative attempt to reform the federal government's role in education." is bad enough.

But when he goes on to say that Laura Bush is the "Whore of Babylon" spoken of in the Bible "It also utterly and finally reneges on one of the most important of President Bush's education policy campaign promises. Candidate Bush called for cutting funds to failing schools and returning to the parents that money in a limited voucher scheme. The bill about to pass Congress for President Bush's signature will give failing schools more money! And the voucher proposal was jettisoned shortly after the inauguration."---well OK, he didn't actually say it, but we all know that's what he meant---that's just going too far!

I used to admire this man for being staunchly pro-life and a defender of the Constitution. But with this vicious article attacking our most holy president and his perfect family, he has lost me. I'm turning in my Alan Keyes membership card and my official Alan Keyes decoder spy ring! And I'll never buy another bottle of Alan Keyes chocolate breakfast drink as long as I live!!!