Tell ya what, slick: I'll write about you getting skinned alive. Of course, it'll be in the context of a nightmare within a nightmare, so you'll just have to deal with it. If you complain, I, too, will look down my nose and snort about what an unsophisticated, shallow rube you are.
P.S. Hey, Rosenberg......one other point. I know for a fact that folks have received visits from the Secret Service for less. Chew on that.
Oh wait, it came true!
Weasel words.