Hey! Don't dis Apu! He's a Hindu. I've been saying since 9/11, ship the Muslim non-citizens outta here; there are plenty of truly peaceful and friendly Hindus like Apu who would love to manage the local quickie-mart.
Hey FreedomPoster, thanks to Indian Hindus, you can now use a computer (with an Intel Pentium processor invented by Vinod Dahm, a Hindu) to whack off 'til the break of dawn.
Go back to slapping your monkey. Not everyone here appreciates your racist humor, ok?
Here's what "Apu" looks like today
Hopefully they will send an ICBM to your house first.