[alpowolf]

This was posted a day or two ago. But I don't mind seeing it again. I'm still waiting to see how the Holy Drug Crusaders defend the War On Pretzels.

They had better ban potato chips too. Potato chips are the gateway drug to pretzels.

[Dakmar]

They'll never get my Cheesey-Poofs while I'm alive.

[barker]

.... the War On Pretzels.

What! Someone declared war on pretzels? That's it, they've gone too far now. They'll never get my bag of Rold Gold pretzels all twisted into cute little holiday shapes from me. Never.