The DEA is cracking down on hempseed oil in tortilla chips

Post-Gazette ^ | December 09, 2001 | Ann McFeatters

[Pay now bill Clinton]

WASHINGTON - And now, for something completely different, to borrow a phrase from Monty Python.

The three earnest young men burdened with plastic bags came to the office bearing food. Pretzels with seeds. A snack bar. An energy bar. Tortilla chips.

[DancesWithTrout]

How will I ever get rid of my munchies when all the best munchies contain THC (leading cause of the munchies). A vicious, vicious cycle. Requires way too much thought. Someone pass me the bong.

[dead]

Any time I hear the word 'pot', it makes me feel a little high. We need to ban the word.

And words in which “pot” is subtly hidden, like “despotism”.

[Pay now bill Clinton]

LOL!

[Benson_Carter]

when I think of all the gun control laws, all the beurocratic nonsense laws, all the tyranny, all the socialism, all the un-American, spirit-crushing crap peddled by the elite class and the tyrannical government, it's weird to think that taking this country back by force scares me more than it does them.

But that is the basis for the Declaration and the Constitution.

"That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted amongst Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Gverned, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundatoin on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing Forms to which they are accustomed.

and it is a scary thought, indeed...

[TADSLOS]

Explains my incessant case of the munchies for tortilla chips.

[Benson_Carter]

crap, now I'm a "Constitutional terrorist"

[Orangedog]

it's weird to think that taking this country back by force scares me more than it does them.

Woe are those who are governed by the ones who crave power and take it than those who do not want power but are willing to accept it for a time.

[Benson_Carter]

Asa is just pissed because his name is translated to mean "hemp"

[mafree]

Boy, you can get the munchies and do something about it in one crunch!(/sarcasm)

[PRND21]

You certainly are one-track.

[Dan from Michigan]

Geez Asa, you got too much time on your hands.

BTW - What happened at MENA Asa, you hypocrite?

[Britton J Wingfield]

It actually is the same plant, but you can breed strains that are very, very low in THC. One can also breed strains that are very high in THC. Dirtweed is the same plant as Humbolt County's finest, just bred in different directions.

[PRND21]

They'll never get my Cheesey-Poofs while I'm alive.

They'll have to pry them out of your dead orange-tipped fingers.

[Jefferson Adams]

Oh thank God they're protecting us from this Great Evil.

Good Grief. Idiots.

[DancesWithTrout]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....cheesey poof orange tipped fingers

[headsonpikes]

'Your tax dollars at work'...forging your chains.

If you're happy and you know it, Klank your chains...;^)

[jungleboy]

It's an attack on the "natural foods" manufacturers. The big boys don't want the competition, and know how to stop it. Bribe a politician.

[Phantom Lord]

Quick, get rid of your tortilla chips you druggie!