Well I'm speechless. I really am. Have a drink on me.
1 posted on
12/14/2001 7:24:38 AM PST by
maxwell
To: maxwell
I heard about this guy. He mistook a girl at the Chanel counter for Mary and made her dump an entire bottle of No. 5 on this feet.
2 posted on
12/14/2001 7:28:12 AM PST by
Silly
To: maxwell
A 31-year-old drunk from Bergen who believed he was Jesus attacked a policeman who entered his train compartment.
But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9
3 posted on
12/14/2001 7:34:21 AM PST by
eastsider
To: maxwell
Gee, I know Jesus had a beef with the money changers but attacking the police? This guy must have turned water into Southern Comfort!
4 posted on
12/14/2001 7:42:56 AM PST by
eternity
To: maxwell
A 31-year-old drunk from Bergen who believed he was Jesus
Sounds like he had one too many pitchers of water.
6 posted on
12/14/2001 8:12:29 AM PST by
Dimensio
To: maxwell; Silly; Orual
7 posted on
12/14/2001 8:22:13 AM PST by
dighton
To: maxwell
What do you do with a drunken savior
What do you do with a drunken savior
What do you do with a drunken savior
Early in the mornin'?
To: maxwell
I mistook his for Judas. That is the funniest thing I have read in a month. Thanks!!
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