Bin Laden's Song to Allah

self | December 14, 2001 | sametheman

[samtheman]

The Eastern hills... they is explodin'
Daisies flarin' and B2s loadin'
I’m old enough to kill, but not for croakin'
I do believe in war, but aimed at me’s verboten
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin'

And I tell you, over and over
And over again Allah
Ah, I don't believe
I’m on the Eve of Destruction

Great Allah understand what I'm tryin' to say,
Those three-score-ten of virgins, don’t be wantin' ‘em today
If the daisey’s up my ass, there's no running away
There'll be no one to save the world when I’m in a grave
Take a look around you god, it's bound to scare you god

And I tell you, over and over
And over again Allah
Ah, I don't believe
I’m on the Eve of Destruction

My dialysis so bad - feels like coagulatin'
I'm sittin' here just constipatin’
CNN can twist the truth - it knows no regulation
Isn’t there a Senator left, to save my ass from bakin’
And Paki marches now don’t stop the bombs gyratin’
The cave walls all around me are now disintegratin'
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'

But I tell you, over and over
And over again Allah
Ah, I don't believe
I’m on the Eve of Destruction

Think of all the hate there is in holy Islam
Then take a look at me about to turn to baked ham,
You may look down on me from somewhere up in space
But America’s between us and they’re bombing up my place
The pounding daisy cutters are lighting my disgrace
Can’t even bury my dead, their ashes leave no trace
I hate the world my neighbor, but don't forget to say my grace

So I beg you, over and over
And over again Allah
Ah, please don't believe
I’m on the Eve of Destruction

No, please don't believe
I’m on the Eve of Destruction

[samtheman]

To the tune of Barry McGuire's Eve of Destruction, and apologies to Barry for the ripoff!

[elbucko]

Very Good! I've got the album. I was a 60's soldier, and I am glad to see the music of that time that was lamenting our sad situation is celebrating our proper use of the courage of the flower of our nation.

BUCK...

[Jaidyn]

Good song! It's amazing how one person can inspire us to create good prose! Maybe I will take the time to sit down and write my thoughts in poetry. I don't know if I have the guts to share them, though. I do enjoy reading what others write so keep it up.

[Governor StrangeReno]

I just heard the choir of Allah's virgins singing

macho,macho man

I wanna be a macho man