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HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Hungarian puli: Not me. Look what happened to my hair the last time I tried.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? You can't tell I peed on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: how long will it be before I can expect light?

I hope everyone who participated in the "I want a Puppy for Christmas" and the "Tribute to Brunna" threads will stumble across this post which I'm directing to just a few people for brevity's sake.

You may be pleased to learn that I was joined by a new doggie companion yesterday. I found 'Paddy' through a local rescue society website. He's a 7+ month-old Border Collie/Brittany Spaniel X whose history of neglect is now at an end. Already, he has brought a measure of peace and healing to my broken heart.

You will probably never fully appreciate how much all of your interest and understanding helped me in those first painful days. Technochick's Tribute to Brunna has been saved to my hard-drive forever, as well as having been shared with friends and family all around the world.

I wish you all Peace and Joy at Christmas and throughout the New Year.