[Hail Caesar]

Despite the strictest gun control in the world, when I was in Russia I was offered a Makarov pistol for $50.00 and a full-auto AK-74 for $100.00. RPG-7's were also available for a little more.

Memo to my secretary: "Book me on that next flight to Moscow - pronto!" ;-)

[Lazamataz]

Memo to my secretary: "Book me on that next flight to Moscow - pronto!" ;-)

Stay out of the big cities. Well, St. Pete is okay. DON'T BOTHER WITH MOSCOW... the place is crawling with cops.

Try Novgorod.