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[WIMom]

I should post the story of Fred for you too.

[brityank]

Bump to find later. Thanks, GD.

[Grampa Dave]

Imagine if you can a cat about 3 times bigger that Fred and probably 3 times as mean. This cat terrorized our neighborhood when it wanted to and killed other cats!

This cat got under our house during a cold spell and slashed the insulation off of the heating duct going into our master bedroom complex. Then it shredded the pipes as we found later!

We had just replaced our dead furnance with a new one. The second night we could get no heat in the master bedroom area, and we had to come to the guest bedroom.

I left a rather angry message with the guy who installed the new furnace. He was at our house early in the morning and said there was a serious air leak in the furnance pipes under the house. He removed the boards blocking the crawl hole and climbed under the house. Then I heard him screaming and cursing. The Godzilla cat had gotten shut in under that part of our house when the guy had put back the boards blocking the crawl space two days before. He ran into an angry and dangerous cat.

As I was walking back to see what was wrong. Godzilla cat went racing out of from under the house barely missing me as it snarled and hissed at me! The guy was safe, but my insulated aluminum pipes were shredded by this damn cat. That was why we got no heat! The heat went under the house and warmed up the cat! The guy and I split the cost of the replacement pipe since he had locked up Godzilla cat when he put up the boards to block the crawl space.

This summer Godzilla cat met a bigger and better cat and became part of the food chain. Apparently a cougar that makes rounds in our area ran into Godzilla cat. All that was left was 4 big feet with claws some fur and Godzilla's head! The neighbor who found the skull told Godzilla's part time owner. She said, "Good, I hated that cat, and I was afraid of it!"

We all smile thinking of Godzilla cat trying to scare and hurt the cougar. Kinda like Omar and OBL now!

[WIMom]

"Here kitty, kitty" didn't work, then...... LOL!

[Fiddlstix]

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(Posted on 12/13/01 9:25 AM Pacific by Grampa Dave)

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Grampa Dave, is something like this what you had in mind?

[Fiddlstix]

Hey! WIMom! Jump in and give us your input here....... You do Great Graphics.......
A Lot Better than I do 'em. LOL

[WIMom]

Thanks, but I'm just a cut and paster. I have no talent for creating originals .... I like what you did, it looks like the web site.

[Grampa Dave]

"Here kitty, kitty" didn't work, then...... LOL!"" and it didn't work in 1970 either.

We lived in a great new townhouse development, Londontowne in Centreville, Va. Our townhomes on the west side were built right on the edge of the forest. We had all types of critters coming out at night.

One nice full moon summer night, my wife wakes me up and says that something was under her convertible screaming and making the car bounce up and down. At first I thought that she had some wild form of post partnum depression. Then I heard a scream, I realized that one of the bobcats from the forest was under her car with the neighbors cat trying to mix species.

I told her that the bobcat would soon kill the neighbor's cat and then the bobcat would leave. She got more upset. Neighbors by now were calling and wondering if our car was possessed because of both cats screaming and the bouncing of the car.

So I got out of bed put some heavy duty Carhart pants on with my biggest boots and put on a carhart coat. Then I got our push broom and went out to the screaming cats and bouncing car. The screaming and bouncing had intensified. Nothing like approaching that situation with only a push broom in your hands with half the neighborhood watching!

At a distance I knelt and shined my flashlight under the car and saw two big eyes over two smaller eyes. The neighbor's cat tried to get to me, and the bob cat grabbed her neck and pulled her back under and started you know what again. I went up put the rear tire between me and the cats. I pushed the broom part under the car and struck home. Now I was screaming and yelling and jabbing hard with the broom. The wild cat gave up and ran away, the neighbors cat limped home! The neighbors who were watching started to cheer! I felt like a hero!

When I came inside our phone rang. It was one of our neighbors calling my wife. She said "Doesn't Dave know to get cats to respond, you just say here kitty, kitty!"

I didn't appreciate the humor then, but over the past 30 years we have laughed a lot about, "Here Kitty, Kitty!"

[Grampa Dave]

Great job! You might save it to smart bomb posts re envirals and their vile actions!

Fantastic! You are great!

[Fiddlstix]

Thanks, but I'm just a cut and paster. I have no talent for creating originals.....

ROFLMAO!
What the heck do ya think I'm doin'......
I'm a "cut/paster" Too!
LOL
(Never did an original graphic in my life)
LOL
(Btw, That covers a few years fer me.... Me and Grampa are jus' 'bout the same age) J

[Fiddlstix]

Glad you like it...
Gimme a few minutes and I'll post the code so anybody who wants it and just copy/paste it J

[Fiddlstix]

Here's The Code:
Just Copy/Paste it...

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J
God Bless
C

[WIMom]

Does paintbrush count??? LOL! I can't draw a straight line using a ruler!

[Fiddlstix]

Does paintbrush count??? LOL! I can't draw a straight line using a ruler!

Hey. LOL. I have a degree in engineering....Believe it or not.....

Looking at my handwriting.... everybody says I missed my calling
I should have been a doctor.... LOL

Good Lord! I singlehandedly "set back" the science of Drafting by "at least" 200 years
ROFLMAO!

[AuntB]

Gramps, I'm so far behind I'll never catch up. This is the first time in 5 days I've been near the 'puter. But I'm going to read this one...thanks for the post...send a list of these pathetic companies with your Christmas cards! Thanks!

[AuntB]

Hi everybody! I thought you'd like to check out this site.

[WIMom]

BWAHAHAHA! I'm a degreed engineer too, and learned the Fiddlstix method of handwriting!

[nunya bidness]

Thanks. Bookmarked.

[Fiddlstix]

BWAHAHAHA! I'm a degreed engineer too, and learned the Fiddlstix method of handwriting!

OMG! Some how.. Even before there was an "internet"... It Propagated.....
The World Is Doomed.....
I Created a Monster!
(i didn't mean to.... But
somehow... it happened)
Saints and Angels Protect Us!

[Fiddlstix]

OKAY! Here It Is One More Time!
Copy It! Use It!
Here Goes....

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Grampa Dave Got the Goods On 'EM!

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Click For Grampa Dave's Thread
(Posted on 12/13/01 9:25 AM Pacific by Grampa Dave)

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PLEASE Help Grampa & Me....

Just Copy & Paste This:
(Simple "Right Click")
(Just "Do It!)J

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Thank You J
Merry Christmas & Happy Chanukah
God Bless