[owl]

There's a rumor going around Washington that Osama bin Laden has written a letter to Clinton, asking for a pardon.

I'd guess bin Laden's chances would depend on the size of his check. Clinton won't be deterred by that other little detail.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

I'd guess bin Laden's chances would depend on the size of his check.

If he offered Clinton 72 virgins, he might also have had a chance.