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Ann Coulter: When Johnny comes slinking home
WorldNetDaily ^ | 12/12/2001 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 12/12/2001 1:57:33 PM PST by Pokey78

We can only hope the government will deal with California Talibanist John Walker as harshly as it did with Elian Gonzalez.

Encouraged by his indulgent liberal boomer parents to find his own spiritual path, Walker responded predictably – and quickly became a walking left-wing cliché. The one spiritual path it is absolutely positively certain Walker could never have chosen is one founded in Scripture.

In his hometown of Fairfax, Calif., the conventional spiritual paths include Taoism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam, Sufism, Rastafarianism, Native American spirituality and voodoo. But according to the Boston Globe, "only 12 percent of residents attend traditional churches or synagogues."

Walker's mother left Christianity to become a Buddhist. At his "alternative" school, Walker was steeped in Native American spirituality. He was named after John Lennon. If there were a goofy cult that prescribed eating your own excrement, liberals would ponder its deeper meaning and treat it with respect. The only thing John Walker could have done to shock the neighbors would have been to take off and follow Bob Jones.

Alas, Walker was no nonconformist. It was "The Autobiography of Malcolm X" that shook him to the core at age 16, persuading him to become a Muslim.

Has anyone read "The Autobiography of Malcolm X"? Here's a passage in which Mr. X describes his own education in Islam, as taught by his brother Reginald, whose "approach was so effective":

"The white man is the devil."

He told me that all whites knew they were devils -- "especially Masons."

I said, "Without any exception?"

"Without any exception."

"What about Hymie?"

"What is it if I let you make 500 dollars to let me make 10,000?"

After Reginald left, I thought. I thought. Thought.

Yes, that is something to think about. (I always knew there was something funny about those Masons.) This was the turning point in Walker's spiritual journey.

He became a Muslim and ended up fighting with the Taliban against America. (Maybe this conflict does have something to do with Islam.) While studying at an Islamic school in Pakistan, he said he met "many people connected with the Taliban" and his "heart became attached to that." The Taliban may execute people for sport, blow up thousand-year-old Buddhist statues, treat women like goats (and vice versa) -- but at least they aren't sneaky Luciferian Masons!

With the deep grounding he found in Islam, Walker couldn't even settle on a name for himself. He called himself variously "Sulayman Al-Lindh," "Sulayman Faris" and – his nom de jihad – "Abdul Hamid." (So it's not quite accurate to say – as various news outlets do – that he "goes by his mother's last name." He goes by a lot of names, none of them "Walker.")

Now there's the question of what to do with this perfect fruition of phony left-wing non-judgmentalism.

Since the government that stole Abdul's heart is not a signatory to the Geneva Convention, he could be shot. But the government he was fighting against is too nice to do that. America abides by the Geneva Convention even in conflicts with belligerents who do not. (It comes with the territory of being the Great Satan.) Consequently, if Abdul is treated simply as a POW, he is entitled to be repatriated when the war is over.

He could also be tried for treason. As defined in the Constitution, treason consists of "levying war against" the United States, "adhering" to America's enemies or giving them "aid and comfort." Taking up arms against the United States on the side of the Taliban is, as the movie title says, "as good as it gets."

Though the Constitution requires only "two witnesses to the same overt act" for a treason conviction, thanks to the miracle of television, there are millions of witnesses to Abdul's treason.

Indeed, it appears that Abdul's only defense to treason – apart from the Ezra Pound insanity defense – is to claim that he has already renounced his U.S. citizenship. He has certainly committed one of the predicate acts for a loss of citizenship under federal law by "entering, or serving in, the armed forces of a foreign state ... engaged in hostilities against the United States." The law also requires him to prove, however, that he did so "with the intention of relinquishing United States nationality." There is scant evidence for that.

The only downside to a trial in the United States is that it would be a trial in the United States. It's interesting that wide swaths of the public instantly warm to the idea of any proceeding for suspected terrorists and traitors – other than a criminal trial. All you have to do is invoke the name "O.J."

A win-win solution might be to turn Abdul over to the justice system of the natives. Abdul was a prisoner during the uprising in which CIA agent Michael Spann was killed. Having laid down their arms, the mutinous prisoners are not protected under the Geneva Convention. If Abdul participated in the uprising, he may have violated Afghan criminal law.

The new Afghan government is likely not to be so punctilious about evidence and procedure as the Great Satan is. But at least Abdul could rest assured that there would be absolutely no Masons on the jury.


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To: Kryptonite
Budweiser sucks. But if you like it, I say enjoy.
41 posted on 12/12/2001 2:42:17 PM PST by ConsistentLibertarian
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To: Pokey78
I like Ann, and think she writes brilliant one-liners (treat women like goats and vice-versa), but I will ask again, as I have asked at other times in regard to her posts: how can she postulate a Terrorist Deportation Plan and then drop all further mention of it, and not even mention why she's dropped all further mention of it. She owes us, at the very least, an explanation. I believe that her TDP is the best thing she's ever come up with. Obviously she doesn't think so... or she's been pressured to shut up about it. Either way she should tell her fans (of which I am one) the reason why.
42 posted on 12/12/2001 2:47:05 PM PST by samtheman
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To: ConsistentLibertarian
Let's take cases. Suppose someone pretends to be both left wing and non-judgemental. One might comment on the "phony left-wing non-judgmentalism." Second case: A bona fide left-winger pretends to be non-judgmental. So as to distinguish this case from the first, one might comment on the "left-wing phony non-jugmentalism". Scope is a powerful tool for creating or eliminating syntatic ambiguity. You might want to add it to your toolkit.

There is no first case, and all left-wingers fit the second. There is no need to distinguish between an impossiblitiy and a universal truth. Her usage is correct, as are my examples in post 21, which apply directly to you.

43 posted on 12/12/2001 2:50:53 PM PST by M. Thatcher
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To: Pokey78
If I had one criticism of Ann's article, it is this:

Ann is a very bright and articulate woman. Why is she wasting her coulmn this week by bashing such an easy target? Seems like she picked this only because she is trying to rehabilitate herself (whether or not this is even necessary is another question onto itself) from the recent controversies surrounding her column.

One other minor point - I wonder if some may find it hard to take her comments about reading scripture seriously when the adjacent picture of her is so provocative. ....though, this photo may have been added by the you (if so, thanks!). I personally like the photo, being a red-blooded male with a taste for petite long blonde haired women in slinky attire.

44 posted on 12/12/2001 2:57:10 PM PST by Diverdogz
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To: M. Thatcher
;-) I really don't see the payoff here -- it would be so easy to say "Big deal". But what the heck. Maybe we should look in something like _The Elements of Style_?
45 posted on 12/12/2001 3:14:58 PM PST by ConsistentLibertarian
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To: M. Thatcher; ConsistentLibertarian
You two are funny.
46 posted on 12/12/2001 3:15:27 PM PST by JudyB1938
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To: ConsistentLibertarian
I really don't see the payoff here

Don't start something you can't finish.

47 posted on 12/12/2001 3:17:20 PM PST by M. Thatcher
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To: JudyB1938
Humor's a good thing ;-)
48 posted on 12/12/2001 3:23:42 PM PST by ConsistentLibertarian
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To: M. Thatcher
You sound personally invested. Maybe it's how you started? The "I'm an editor" line puts you in a position where you can't easily back up.
49 posted on 12/12/2001 3:30:03 PM PST by ConsistentLibertarian
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To: Kryptonite
never knew libertarians were against women and Budweiser. That's an eye opener.

Kinda dulls the sparkle of being a libertarian, doesn't it?

50 posted on 12/12/2001 3:46:01 PM PST by Ole Okie
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To: ConsistentLibertarian
You sound personally invested. Maybe it's how you started? The "I'm an editor" line puts you in a position where you can't easily back up.

Why would I want to "back up" when I won the argument? You've twice mentioned your wish to say, "big deal." So concede, already, and go away.

51 posted on 12/12/2001 3:47:31 PM PST by M. Thatcher
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To: ConsistentLibertarian
Are you speaking from a personal experience.
52 posted on 12/12/2001 3:55:09 PM PST by GoreNoMore
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To: Pokey78
We can only hope the government will deal with California
Talibanist John Walker as harshly as it did with Elian Gonzalez.

The govt send Elian home to his father.  You want
to send Walker back to Marin?  Have a meal, Annie.
Preferably some brain food.

53 posted on 12/12/2001 3:59:22 PM PST by gcruse
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To: M. Thatcher
Actually, that was a suggestion about your highest percentage strategy. So far, you've gone from "I'm an editor" to resting your hat on the impossiblity of pretending to be left wing. If it's a simple point about grammer, you don't need anything half so desperate or fanciful. Take a peek at a classic, like _The Elements of Style_ ... "Modifiers should come, if possible, next to the word they modify". It's a simple point. Going five rounds trying to deny it paints the Coulter Club in unflattering colors.
54 posted on 12/12/2001 4:09:25 PM PST by ConsistentLibertarian
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To: GoreNoMore
Gosh yes. I have often met incompetent people, more often in government than in the private sector, but there too. I'd subscribe to Sturgeon's Law -- that 90% of everything is crap -- if it weren't for the possiblity of its recursive application.
55 posted on 12/12/2001 4:11:38 PM PST by ConsistentLibertarian
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To: Pokey78
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56 posted on 12/12/2001 4:14:54 PM PST by Johnny Shear
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To: Pokey78

57 posted on 12/12/2001 4:20:16 PM PST by onedoug
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To: ConsistentLibertarian
Your ignorance of proper American usage may be due to your foreign education (which I deduce from your Brit spelling of "defence," post 30). Anne's phrase, "phony left-wing non-judgmentalism," is correct. Both "phony" and "left-wing" modify "non-judgmentalism." There is no need to correct her order of modifiers. She could have also said "stupid phony left-wing judgmentalism," or added any number of serial modifiers, or changed their order; all would be acceptable. Your "correction," to "left-wing phony judgmentalism" is also grammatically proper, but it is an awkward formulation and no American would use it.

My entire point here is that her usage is fine, your correction specious, and you should give up now.

58 posted on 12/12/2001 4:26:14 PM PST by M. Thatcher
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To: M. Thatcher
If they're coordinate adjectives, both modifying "non-judgmental" there should be a comma between them. That's a strained reading anyways, but even on your new view, she (and her editor) goofed. As you noticed, I can't spell worth crap. Sometimes people comment and I'm always straight with them. I say "I can't spell worth crap". It's painless. But you'd be amazed at how many people won't say "Oops. I left out the comma" or "Oops, that's sloppy". YMMV, and probably does.
59 posted on 12/12/2001 4:40:46 PM PST by ConsistentLibertarian
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To: ConsistentLibertarian
No need for a comma; the meaning of "phony left-wing non-judgmentalism" is clear to everyone but yourself. As is the meaning of "stupid left-wing tripe" or "clueless left-wing nitpicking" or "idiotic left-wing grandstanding"; all of which you have publicly demonstrated.

You can move on to your next chapter in Elements of Style now.

60 posted on 12/12/2001 4:50:41 PM PST by M. Thatcher
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