Tell you the truth, I inferred nothing. I was poking and prodding and mocking you. If you are not nicknamed Sparky, you should be, since it fits. If you are nicknamed Sparky, then it fits.
Now, if Bill Gertz from the Washington Times states that American Intelligence officials have evidence that you are nicknamed Sparky, I will infer that this is, in fact, the truth.
I believe you are a patient.