Bah. You obviously haven't learned the many benefits of acquiring and hanging a Texas-sized Christmas stocking.
You must be one o' them damnyankees(tm).
But I'm live in Southern Connecticut and was born in Southern new Hampshire. So we wrap the handguns in their boxes or a case and put them under a tree. Its not like Santa doesn't bring them. It is cold in the winters up here so our stockings have to be useful.
Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Merry Christmas (I hope Santa brings you the new handgun you asked for)