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Help...I have a Kool-Aid drinking Mind Numb Liberal Cousin! (My cousin's Christmas letter)
My Cousin's Annual Christmas Letter to the Family | 12-9-01 | Norm Klimek

Posted on 12/09/2001 5:36:43 PM PST by Rash32

It's that time of year again, when I send out the latest updates for the year. And what a year indeed! First, I must get in my "told you so!" Yep, Bush is flushing 10 years of prosperity down the toilet faster than you can say Hail Mary! Fortunately the devastation has not yet hit us too hard in Colorado. Matthew is in kindergarten, Sean in second grade. Marsha is working at home with an Internet based order entry job. My work is going well, the economy has not yet hit us. We went to Montana to see Aunt Lisa this summer. We put a TV and VCR in the Caravan and it actually went fairly well. So travel is now becoming more possible. Lucy has chewed up everything and is now bigger than Matthew. She is a Golden Retriever and we hope to breed her next year. We want to wish everyone a very merry Christmas and that next year will bring better times for us all.

OK, so I lost a lot of investment money this year, but Mr. Bush got us a 600.00 rebate check! I would have rather seen it go to a prescription drug benefit for the elderly. Yes, the Grinch stole our prosperity and gave it to the rich. I would bet my salvation that Jesus does not approve of the Republican economic policy, especially right around the holidays. Of course, there is the convenient excuse of September 11th. As we return to the memories of the 80's, let us consider the 241 unarmed marines who died in Lebanon. The cargo planes full of weapons sent to Iran in exchange for hostages, to Bin Laden to fight the Soviets and to Saddam to fight Iran. I believe Dubya is doing a good job of cleaning up the mess his Dad left, but the economy was tanking long before 9-11. Don't insult this country by having a draft dodger use terrorism created from his dad's mistakes to give money to the rich. It turns out the anthrax was domestic with the culprit (like Oklahoma City) having Right wing Politics. The FBI reached that conclusion as only Liberals have been targeted. Surely Mr. Ashcroft will solve the case. Let's hope the war on terrorism will focus on the American Taliban next, our own right wing.

I have a holiday recipe for fundamentalist soufflé - mix a heavy dose of fundamentalism with government, with easy access to guns. Mix in some religion based education with low tax rates and school vouchers. Skin away all investment in infrastructure, diverting all resources to the military. Strip away social programs with a clever, then beat the women until they are tender. Remove all intellectuals and then sprinkle with school prayer. Bake for 10 years and then simmer until buildings start blowing up. Any intolerant religion works nicely!


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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Hillary's Lovely Legs...You ought to see my father's wife. They could be twins; only I have to hear how much she and my father love each other. BS, he married her to have someone to take care of him and she married him for money.
161 posted on 12/12/2001 3:24:03 PM PST by freekitty
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To: Rash32
From your cousin "Lefty":

"Ok, so I lost a lot of investment money this year, but Mr. Bush got us a 600.00 rebate check! I would have rather seen it go to a prescription drug benefit for the elderly."

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Number one: Send him a book on "Smart Money Management" He needs to learn how to cut his losses short. Which would have been sometime in the spring of 2000..!! Have him look up who was POTUS then.

Number two: Ask him if he would mind if Strom Thurmond, Charlton Heston, or Rush Limbaugh got his paid portion of the proposed drug benefits?

Bet he still won't get it...as he's been mind-numbed and sheeple'ized...but you could try.

Best FRegards,

162 posted on 12/12/2001 3:46:33 PM PST by Osage Orange
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To: Rash32
I read about a 100 replys, no where do I see your cousin's e-mail address.

Yep, he could use a good old fashion freepin. Print his e-mail address, you will feel better tomorrow.

163 posted on 12/12/2001 3:58:51 PM PST by n.y.muggs
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To: soccermom

164 posted on 12/13/2001 6:21:38 AM PST by finnman69
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To: Rash32
The FBI reached that conclusion as only Liberals have been targeted.
why the heck did he capitalize the word "liberals" as if it is a proper name?
165 posted on 12/13/2001 7:18:17 AM PST by p-andrews
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To: finnman69
Yeah, I know. That was in my link too. Thanks!
166 posted on 12/13/2001 8:48:31 AM PST by soccermom
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To: GatorGirl
Well done GatorGirl.
167 posted on 12/13/2001 6:54:45 PM PST by Jean S
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To: Rash32
What your cousin needs is my junk mail.post his address and I will do the rest.
168 posted on 12/13/2001 7:14:13 PM PST by Newbomb Turk
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To: trek
Trek, you win the "Succinct Correct Answer Award" : "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig" --- Mark Twain
169 posted on 12/13/2001 7:24:51 PM PST by GOPJ
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