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FR Exclusive! The Chanukah Song (for Republicans)
Dec. 9, 2001 | Cinnamon Girl

Posted on 12/09/2001 4:54:48 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl

(You all know Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song. Well, here's another version...)

CHANUKAH SONG

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah,
So much fun-ikah to celebrate Chanukah,

When you feel like the only Jew in the GOP,
Here’s a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me.

Mayor Norm Coleman lights the menorah,
He makes Minnesota liberals so, so sore-ah.

White House Press Secretary, Ari Fleischer,
Hopes Helen Thomas takes a vacation to make Chanukah even nice-sher.

Guess who spins the dreidel to the Chanukah hits,
Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz.

Dennis Prager’s Jewish, Michael Medved is, too,
Put them on Politically Incorrect and the liberals turn to goo.

You don’t need to listen to Joe Lieberman whine,
‘Cause you can get some chocolate gelt from Republican Ben Stein.

Hillary Clinton, not a Jew,
(let's just leave it at that.)

We’ve got Dr. Laura, and Charles Krauthammer,
Horowitz and Jacoby hope Clinton gets put in the slammer.

So put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
Don’t forget your harmonica, it’s time to celebrate Chanukah

So drink your gin and tonica, but skip the marijuanica (we’re not Libertarians!)
And have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!


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To: Hipixs
My Gosh, so many great and glorious patriotic Jews! May God bless America, and Israel!
41 posted on 12/10/2001 7:35:10 PM PST by bribriagain
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To: Cinnamon Girl
You hit a nerve with #25, and it was one of mine...

Happy Chanukah from Brooklyn!

42 posted on 12/10/2001 7:42:40 PM PST by newwahoo
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To: ken21
Dennis Prager's show is syndicated nationally now, and he is on programs like Politically Incorrect and sometimes on Fox, too, I think. Sometimes his essays are in the WSJ and the LA Times, but I agree with you, there needs to be more of Dennis out there.
43 posted on 12/10/2001 9:50:13 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: newwahoo

Rudy in the Holy Land.

44 posted on 12/10/2001 10:34:48 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: AriFan; Utah Girl
From Ari's WH briefing yesterday:

Later this afternoon, in one of the ceremonial joys that comes with the job, the President will take part in a photo opportunity with the University of Minnesota 2001 NCAA Championship Men's Wrestling Team.

Q That's one of the great joys of this job? (Laughter.)

MR. FLEISCHER: Yes.

Q One of the others is meeting with the winners of the World Series, I understand. (Laughter.)

MR. FLEISCHER: Speaking of wrestling, questions come later, Helen.

This evening, the President will take part in the lighting of the Menorah here at the White House, which will be the first time -- we are advised -- in presidential history that a President will have a lighting of a Menorah as an event in the Residence of the White House. And then will have a Hanukkah reception later today.

HA HA! It's always funny when Ari makes a little joke at Helen's expense.

45 posted on 12/11/2001 8:54:04 AM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Cinnamon Girl
The lyrics are a riot! Wonderful! LMAO....... and I love the Ari line the best of course.
46 posted on 12/11/2001 2:13:25 PM PST by AriFan
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To: AriFan
Thanks! I remember during Rosh Hashana, someone in the press crowd wished Ari a happy New Year, but so far, I haven't heard anyone wish him a happy Chanukah.
47 posted on 12/11/2001 2:44:00 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: CounterCounterCulture
Chai CCC! That's a Chanukah "Hi!" : )

(And, look at that...your post is #18, and 18=Life=Chai (the 2 letters in Hebrew - CCCChhhet and Yood.)
Hmmm...is there a Klezmer version of the "Twilight Zone" theme? : )

Thanks for the ping CCC!

: )

48 posted on 12/11/2001 4:12:05 PM PST by American Preservative
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To: Cinnamon Girl
Nice photo...Rudy was way ahead of the crowd when he threw Arapigfat out of Lincoln center.
49 posted on 12/11/2001 8:01:01 PM PST by newwahoo
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To: All
Third night bump! I'm frying latkes RIGHT NOW! The secret is to fry them a long time- 5 to 10 minutes on each side so they are dark and crispy on the outside and soft and white on the inside.
50 posted on 12/11/2001 8:12:49 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: AriFan

51 posted on 12/12/2001 9:13:16 AM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: All; Utah Girl; weegee

A Chanukah gift from the Diamondbacks!

52 posted on 12/13/2001 7:15:26 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Yehuda
Chanukah samayach!
53 posted on 12/13/2001 9:34:32 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Cinnamon Girl
I didn't even recognize Randy Johnson when that was on TV. He must've finally gone to a barber.
55 posted on 12/13/2001 11:53:53 PM PST by Tony in Hawaii
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To: Tony in Hawaii
I'm glad he got his hair up to date. When I first saw him pitching in the World Series, I thought they were showing clips of him back in the 70's.
56 posted on 12/14/2001 9:02:24 AM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: ALL
Eighth night Happy Chanukah!
57 posted on 12/16/2001 5:09:33 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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