Posted on 12/09/2001 4:22:49 PM PST by umbra
What the Papers Say The Mirror
BIN LADEN IN TV SUICIDE
Osama Bin laden plans a TV suicide that will trigger attacks on London, Paris and the US.
Bin Laden sounds like a control freak. He wants to control even his own time and place of death. Do you think he believes in the '72' virgins? I doubt it.
It'd really suck if he did it during rush hour and only got to see it in reruns.
He has the kind of cash to put on a believable Hollywood production, but he's a coward. He'll snake out of it and slink away to some south sea island.
Alright, this time I mean it. I'm really gonna do it. I am. Honest. I'm gonna do it myself. I don't need no assistant.
Now you've done it. I gave you guys two chances. This time I'm gonna do it on television. You'll be sorry.
Right! That's it!! I'm gonna shoot myself into space on top of a rocket and blow up the entire solar system!! It'll be the biggest ever!! We've got sleeper cells on the sun!! Man, you guys are in deep do-do.
"Clearly, the Attorney General's willingness to use military tribunals against Al Qaeda sympathizers has created a climate of 'injustice' in the minds of that organization's top leadership. Mr. bin Laden doesn't think he can get a fair shake from this country, and so he resorts to such desperate tactics as suicide. When will this administration ever learn?" Leahy said at a hastily called press conference on Capitol Hill.
Senate (illegitimate) Majority Leader Tom Daschle echoed Leahy's sentiments. Standing on two Manhattan phone books, lil' Tom cocked his head and said, "We've tried to work with the administration, but clearly they've gone beyond the pale. Do they want to trigger more attacks by killing these terrorists? This is just more evidence this administration will refuse to compromise. And now they want to give the American people more of their own money back? It is time we start again debating the issues the American people care about--like the Railroad Retirement Bill I tried to introduce two weeks ago."
On the House side, little DICK Gephardt said he wanted to support the administration, but was unsure how to think after hearing about bin Laden's plans.
Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry "punk" McAuliffe blasted Bush in a weekly radio address, and announced new radio and television ads sponsored by the DNC. "We're calling it our 'Clinton Did Better Against bin Laden' Campaign," McCauliffe said.
Ok, with that warning out of the way, he probably would use an AK-47 in the head -- suicide, remember?
If we did it, it would be different:
Now, with the Marines or the CIA, I would go with skinning.
He would last 2 maybe 3 days, most painful death possible.
If the Army got him, I would think drawn & quartered would be good, with his head on a stick.
Now the AirForce, they would do what Saddam did to one of his errant Scud commanders - he duct taped them to a Scud & launched it. I would think the guy would pass out from the G's at launch, but might wake up before impact. I would defer to other flyboys for comment on that option.
Best regards.
Just more proof bin laden and his cronies are not following the religion of Islam at all !!! Just a bunch of whacko's.
I'll not be one of their "hits".
Let's check back in two days.
Breaking hard...
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