Well, there was the time I...oops, can't tell THAT one!
Okay, starting over here..Oh - hahahahaha!!! He really didn't (XXXXX) when I (XXXXX)
out at the rifle range...um...nevermind...
some things are better left to the imagination..:))) LOL
(and I deny, deny, deny the "X" in Lady X stands for X-rated!)
Of course, I've never met a Marine that goes by the name of "Lady" before either! Therefore, I accept your very ladylike statement that things are, indeed, sometimes better left to the imagination.... (well said!)....
WOW! LOL! Thats much better than the original post!
(Sorry, I suffer from a vivid imagination.)
I vaguely remember something about a boudoir hidden behind some waterfall in some place on some island.
Now, I'm not saying that's where the "X" comes from, but....as you say, "some things are better left unsaid."